oh, give it a rest, i could persuade you
i'm not your typical stoned eighteen year old
give me a night, i'll make you


lil, 18, apathetic

Men are here.

#friends  

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

i just got this text

ur an angel

well that explains these pesky ass wings

egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

mark-the-hour:

zeklos:

ericnally:

a god complex is when youre so narcassistic that you feel invicible like normal laws of humanity dont apply to you, this is sometimes dangerous, like a loaded gun. therefore when someone feeds your ego they are cocking it and eventually you will pull the trigger and do something dangerous 

a loaded god complex cock it and pull it

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

FINALLY THANK YOU

lostincomaa:

i love lil aka johndorkian so much

ur a babe i will never delete this post as a testament to ur glory

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